Welcome to Cryptic Country Roads!
Please read this first!
My website is still heavily under construction, so please mind the mess!
About me
Hello world! My name is Alex and I'm a 27 year old from Texas, now living in Washington! I was practically raised on the internet so this feels a lot like coming home! :) Here are some quick facts about me!
- Pronouns - he/him or they/them
- Favorite color - green
- Favorite artists - Hozier, boygenius, Noah Kahan, The Front Bottoms, Mitski, Tyler Childers, Zach Bryan
- Favorite things - my husband, videogames, swimming, WC (iykyk)
I also have two cats and a dog!(in order) Petunia, Zero, and Scout
(in order) Petunia, Zero, and Scout












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